how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
when people complain about receiving “too many” messages in their inbox
oh my god
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES
animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.